David Sedaris

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#YesAllWomen

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If you want a room with cinder-block walls to be nice, you have to be gay.

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I just found the absolute perfect apartment. It is of no importance that it is also the former home of Anne Frank...

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The Dutch version of Santa Claus was formally the bishop of Turkey and currently resides in Spain. This is utter blasphemy.

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Writing gives you the illusion of control and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it

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I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

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As a noted Luddite it is quite ironic that I'm even tweeting right now... What the hell is a "tweet" anyway?

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I had to get out of the movie production of "Me Talk Pretty One Day." I just couldn't do it. I never saw how it could be turned into a movie

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First gay Dear John letters reach US troops. Steps to equal rights for homosexuals. Starting at heartbreak, where else?

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On my way to my brother's wedding where he will be joined in matrimony by a psychic...Oh the predictions to be made of this marriage...

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The Tomkey's lack of a television and therefor normal behavior, forces them to actually talk to eachother during dinner. #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS