Shiv

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Live PD is Just Redzone For Cops

[Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso]

Eggs are $10

[Hennessy @Hennessy]

We tweet for people who still wear basketball shorts under jeans

[Your Favorite Geotech @TheWriteBarnes]

We should never owe the IRS shit, whatever you took out my check is what you get, if it wasn’t enough, das on you not me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

2 on the sides, 3 up top, watch the ears @icanteven (ig:lukathegoldenmaverick) 
https://t.co/NxUGJLwidn

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

bro playing for the wrong saints 💀

[Evan Shanks @EvanShanks]

Who is Kelly and why does she think her blue book knows what my car is worth

[Adam Malamut @mutsack]

Ben Simmons won’t be practicing with a cell phone in his pocket once Kyrie lectures him on 5G

[Samuel El Toxico🇩🇴 @sammynk_]

Missed One Exit In Jersey Now I’m In DR 🥴

[New Jersey @NJGov]

coming from someone who lives in Michigan

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Going to make sure I don't ask for a straw at Starbucks today to help do my part 🥰🙏🏾

[Dr. Marcellus Blattenberger @SwoMo22]

@EliManning @Giants Congrats on your retirement Son*

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Took the game to new heights 🙌 @brgridiron

[Hector @dbzfan323]

Finally