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a sorry state of affairs

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“Artist*/Model** — LA”

*Degenerate

**Low-level administrator

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How did it take me until just now to think up “Yu-Gi-Oh Mishima”!?

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@yugiohmachinim2 Ever heard this Mars Classroom stuff? I had not until this week https://t.co/S4iwmcKQwo

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Okay I’m settling this shit once and for all

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@DASBUNKER @SamGreszes Everyone is angry but this is really my time to shine

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Have you ever noticed you are dust and to dust you shall return? (Recent mass trends in jacket design are garish indeed, but the content and quality of the books themselves vary just like they always of. You could also read contemporary fiction from not America…)

[Liza Libes @pensandpoison]

Have you ever noticed that contemporary novels feel strangely empty?

It’s because publishers stopped publishing books for readers and started publishing books for MFA students.

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@headsofcabbage I have it on good authority that his party icebreaker is “what kind of porn do you watch”

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@wichitaclinamen I did this exact thing a few weeks ago using the Slidebox app.

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Growing up we had this (allegedly) at the Sherman Oaks Galleria and it was called The White Room and my high school called an parents town hall to warn them about it which made us all want to find it more.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

This is gonna sound crazy but I want a sexual version of Backrooms

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“Free use therapist”

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Increasingly disturbed by the faux angelic hum of newer electric vehicles

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@Tetradugenikid I am aware. Thank you for retracing your steps. This sounds like a potent moment!

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@johnvvariety Wished I Was a Giant, How’s My Drinking, and Mincer Ray are all on par IMO

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https://t.co/OeieiPPkAi

[hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean]

can't think of a single cover of a Beatles song that is better than the original

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@danceyrselfdean https://t.co/OeieiPPkAi

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@hotdamhistorian The George Miles cycle

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Junior Dad

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

sometimes an album ends with a track that feels like it’s designed to be the last song you ever hear and it’s like okay what am I supposed to do now except for just die I guess

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@pourfairelevide The scarlet rectangles