Jess

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Instagram: @courteous_jess

[Jess @Shmessieface]

Hey, that stuff you've been talking about doing? Do it today. It feels incredible. No more excuses.

"Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What's important is the action." - Carrie Fisher

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@AJRentschler @MikeClemensNFL Same!!

[Jess @Shmessieface]

Obviously @DrewBarrymore had no idea how much I needed her thoughts about being your own best friend tonight during her interview with @StephenAtHome , but it was everything I needed to hear today and I am very grateful. ❤️

[Jess @Shmessieface]

I would tell her to say it louder for the people in the back but… I think she covered it. 😂💯

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

[kirk livingstone 🦮 @klivingstone]

Almost lost another life at the Provo River railroad trestle today. It’s a tricky spot due to the positioning of the bridge abutments and currents as they run through there. If you’re tubing the Provo, PLEASE walk around the trestle. Please rt for visibility.

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Mainly liked the video because of the @paramore song playing in the background… The babies are cute too I guess.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

She’s absolutely correct ‼️Pro-life, but defunding Healthcare and essential services for children‼️ They like to call themselves pro life because it gives them a sense of moral high ground.

[Jess @Shmessieface]

THE DOGS ARE SO GOOD 😭❤️‍🩹

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@charliersmith1 Let the dogs bark, babe. You look great! ❤️

[Jess @Shmessieface]

Complains about “catty” female journalists attacking her based on her outfits… But has tweets like this. Where she attacks others based on appearance. K got it.

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

Guess that makes two of us.

At least people can actually (mistakenly) assume I got my job bc of the way I look, however...

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

this is what I said at the end of my roast set on CNN tonight that I zoomed through beacause I was running out of time (and scared) : Since I only have a minute left and I’m live on an establishment media, I figured I’d list some of things mainstream media will never cover:

The first trump shooter didn’t have any silverware in his house,The Crown prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney, why is fluoride still in our water? Monsanto paid Google to skew search results, why are so many presidents chefs dead?

[Jess @Shmessieface]

She is not wrong in any way, the dude boggles my mind 😂

[CatMom @alisha_ann94]

I kept trying to explain to @Shmessieface that Timothée Chalamet is such a vibe as a person and it makes the fact that his performances in film are so serious & great feel crazy. This vid is peak that.

You're gonna tell me that this guy is the same guy in the Dune movies? Crazy.

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@joeroganhq https://t.co/6nwOlsK5Rd

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@andyxmunoz https://t.co/6nwOlsK5Rd

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

He created a tiny home that could solve homelessness 🇨🇦

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@cam1554 @BedrockWM @mouvement33 So she was potentially manipulated into believing that going back was the only way to achieve something she really wanted, yes?

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@cam1554 @BedrockWM @mouvement33 What is interesting about this is you are arguing that a 13 yo girl was taking herself back to the same place over and over. How exactly do you think she got there? Do you think someone else taking her there might negate the claim that it was “All on her own free will” ?

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@MAGAMichelleS69 @0liviajulianna What a wildly immature response.

[Jess @Shmessieface]

@maleficaria @Urtoez75_2 Okay and also who sends their 4 year old into a public restroom alone anyway?