Shmoodo

| YDD x BBB| Group chat comedian |

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Cam Newton left Yung Miami SPEECHLESS after giving her a brutal reality check about how much harder a man’s life is compared to a woman’s, explaining that everyone expects a man to protect & provide and no one feels bad for a broke man 😮👀

“Society doesn’t feel sorry for the man. Society can feel sorry for a woman… I got 9 kids, you think they care about if I feel good or not?… we gotta compartmentalize naturally because nobody cares.”

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS PRIME CALVIN ‘MEGATRON’ JOHNSON?”

GOAT.

🥹🥹🥹

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Everybody focused on the stripper but he gettin busy in that bítch…😭💀

[Nyne @nyne_tailed_fox]

Sorry to anyone that didn’t get to experience this 😭

[D4rsh🦅 @d4rsh_tw]

Be a man

> Overwork
> under-sleep
> lift heavy
> look expensive
> think you're batman
> fall for the one girl who wants peace
> get heartbroken
> repeat

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Ten years later and it’s still impossible not to cry laughing every time!

[nat @cuhslatt]

this music video really gave mfs life sentences and got their whole apartment block destroyed😭 legendary shit

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard.

Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance.

Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?”

Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.

[Growth Labs @growthhub_]

He literally revealed the secret to become super consistent and most disciplined person:

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Katt Williams had Carmelo Anthony in TEARS after telling a Stevie Wonder house party story 😭💀

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[Confessionzzz @OPinfernonewac1]

Myles garret broke the sack record for a reason man is a genius at his job

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Who snitched ???😭

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Vegas made that call

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

😭😭😭

[William Galloway @Wm_Galloway]

Proctor out in the flat https://t.co/h546TWPRir

[Juice💫 @YorzTrulyJuice]

Bendadonnn and Deshae telling their stories about the times women would fake it with them during S*X has to be the funniest sh*t on bro 💀😭

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Babies first day 🤣🤣🤣