Morgan Doe

Logical nonsense.

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Spotify algorithm lets get one thing clear....Maggie Rogers radio does not need Kacey Musgraves on it. Get your shit together.

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Sick & tired of being sick & tired #strugglebus

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

A new therapist at work shares a wall with me now & I apologized for knowing all my sessions are loud, to which she said "It's cool sometimes when things aren't going well for me in a session I break out into song to redirect too" not sure if I feel attacked or seen 😅

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@MaggieOMalley17 11 😍😜😅

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Kids are wild, sometimes you casually ask a kid to "come stand on the purple dot" & their response is "my dog has diarrhea on the floor sometimes". #uhmok #imeansame

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Quarantine broke my dog & I'm salty AF

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Screw watching basketball players play video games I want see a live stream of @Lesdoggg playing Mario & Sonic Olympics on the wii. #Olympics2020 can be back on....think about it....

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@hannahzentz Hi you're so cute. Can't wait until this is over & we can meet in BFE for margs && discussions about how gorg these pics are 😍🍹🖤

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Brb crying about the Olympics.

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Talking to people is cancelled. Spoilers #youdumb 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@hannahzentz LIFE

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Today a ten year old stopped me in the middle of our therapy session and goes "You're weird.....but funny". 🤷🏼‍♀️ Kid gets my vibe.

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@21RyanReynolds Rude

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

an internship where you just follow me around everywhere & yell at me to drink water

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@hannahzentz Want to know how I know you're wrong sir?

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

A kid I've been seeing for WEEKLY therapy sessions for the past SIX MONTHS thought my name was Gordon...so, there's that 🙃

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@IMKristenBell @21RyanReynolds SHRAMPYS

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

Chats with Craig

[Morgan Doe @shMorgaishborg]

@hannahzentz 😭

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

*pushes up glasses*

There is no such thing as the NHL playoffs. It's the Stanley Cup playoffs. Also, it is the Stanley Cup Final, singular. You don't say "The NFL championship game" or "The MLB final." It has a name.

Thank you for your time.

*takes hit from inhaler*