Shelby Eller

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[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@MaxPower_V7 uh oh...got a good one huh?

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@MaxPower_V7 When you realize it's Friday

[Brady Stokes @MaxPower_V7]

@Shobertt People who say "I slept like a baby" usually don't have one.

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@Tmo1814 @MaxPower_V7 wow that's awesome lol great idea

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

My new years kiss was a bacon wrapped weenie. I guess I consider that a win

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

Perfection @MaxPower_V7

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@remjobb2sloppy Awesome! Might have to take you up on that offer:)

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

The Netflix "suggestions for you" are just embarrassing

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

I'll eat an entire cantaloupe in one sitting I don't give a shit

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@JenaBlackburn Me too! Can't wait to see you. Getting all this stuff is going to make everything so real!! Kiiiinda scary lol

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

Puppy snuggles and baby boy love taps (kicks/punches) are all I need

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

Summer goals.

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

I will probably die alone in my apartment after swallowing a Dorito sideways

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@MaxPower_V7 it's white and gold! %100

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@KristenAnnjlee hah! We are too creative

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

Rock bottom is scraping ice off your car with a CD

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

I don't like the person I become around a cheese ball

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

I know women come in all different sizes but i see no reason why i should be able to pull my legging up to my neck

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

@MaxPower_V7 Can't give it away. Gotta keep you guessin! Like for all you know you aren't even getting anything

[Shelby Eller @Shobertt]

For once I come home to see my mom and she's not even here because she's at party?......WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED