Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾

A simple account for the appreciation of Balaeniceps rex, penned by a man worth naming, unnamed.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

Effervescent

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

Fret not…I haven’t forgotten about you.

I haven’t forgotten anything.

Ever.

That would be awfully hypocritical of me, now wouldn’t it?

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

You did.

Didn’t you?

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

It’s a Monday.

Suffer.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

@EloraVale1

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

It is too fucking hot. My sweat is sweating. Heart? Sweating. Soul? Sweating. I am simultaneously altogether too dry and too wet. A sudoriferous desert. A desiccant rainforest. Someone fan me immediately.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

Had a brief vacation largely spent rotting in the harsh, unforgiving light of day.

I did not get you a souvenir.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

@UnderW0lfe

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It is too fucking hot. My sweat is sweating. Heart? Sweating. Soul? Sweating. I am simultaneously altogether too dry and too wet. A sudoriferous desert. A desiccant rainforest. Someone fan me immediately.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

@heartslayuri There is not nor has there ever been an ulterior motive in my posting

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

“Labubu” this, “Labubu” that, when was the last time you checked up on your Shoebubu?

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

If you are contemplating commenting about how an account such as mine should remain apolitical or that this does not suit the gimmick, save your breath and swallow hot coals instead. Enjoy the promotion of genocide on your own time.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

From the fucking river

To the fucking sea

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

I don’t need to write jokes for you. Your life is one.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

@adivinestarling You may pat it

Once

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

“Labubu” this, “Labubu” that, when was the last time you checked up on your Shoebubu?

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

@_coronach Only if you promise to tuck it in every night

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

I don’t need to write jokes for you. Your life is one.

[Shoebills That Don’t Suck 👠🧾 @ShoebillsTDS]

Don’t speak to me or my son or my son ever again.

I’m prepping them to fight to the death. You know. For the drama.