Billuminati

Oi

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

I’m gonna open a vape and wine flight bar - who’d go?

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

Not even sorry - if you like Griz - you’re a NPC

[Civixplorer @Civixplorer]

👥 The U.S. divided into regions based on the nearest metro area with more than 1 million inhabitants.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

You cannot organize against the state when your everyday movements are being tracked by Flock cameras.

This is their purpose.

[SNEAKO @sneako]

World Cup 2030 is just going to be Messi and ten IDF soldiers shooting you in the fucking face

[Michael Bibi @MichaelBibi1]

very much looking fwd to house & techno not being cool again so the weirdo’s can all just hang.

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[Cash @Celtics_Cash]

Spurs need to win tomorrow or I’m not watching the nba finals

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

Hey ChatGPT. I’m at my session limit in Claude. How can I can I get and use extra usage so I can finish vibe coding.

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

Homeless guy yelled at me “How often do you take the high road” they really be saying it sometimes

[dashiell @neogangsta]

There are genuinely way too many people making music

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

Morning Office Routine:

- Arrive 10min Early
- Grab a coffee
- Check my Calendar
- Respond to a few slacks
- Take my vape and head to the bathroom for my morning shit and twitter time

🤌🤌🤌

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

Denver has NYC prices but at the food and atmosphere quality of a hotel lobby at best

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

Me kicking it with Japanese Twitter

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

I’ve been sleeping on Pink Floyd WTF

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

IM NOT LOUD IM JUST BLACK

[Billuminati @ShoeBilluminati]

I swear they’re lying. The elevator door DOES NOT close faster if I press that button.

[odd mob @ODD_MOB]

On god, nothing will humble a DJ more than playing on a set of decks that are too low

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE TWO MOST PROFITABLE BUSINESSES ARE WAR AND ILLNESS, IT’S EASY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON