Sholem Krishtalka

artist, writer, faggot, crank. Insta @sholemk

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Bob Dylan was really good in the dune movies

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@gnrosenberg Was George Washington, or any of the founding fathers, for that matter, particularly alpha? I mean, they all wore culottes and wrote with feathers

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Being mystified by non-western food is a huge red flag

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@SomaticCucumber Only one?

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@_MichaelOswell_ Also, if @duncancampbell wants to come knocking around my pelvis to confirm, he’s absolutely more than welcome

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@_MichaelOswell_ Can confirm

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@gnrosenberg I love this post more than I can say

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@_MichaelOswell_ Poor you!

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I think the worst German word has to be “Influencerin”

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If you can make it through the Nan Goldin show at the Neue Nationalgalerie without crying, then you don’t deserve to see it at all

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The greatest mistakes I’ve made as a queer artist are not being independently wealthy, not being receptive to sexual harassment from art world people when I was in my 20s, and ageing

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I mean I suppose I should ditch this app before this place starts being moderated by this NSA, so for the 7 people who routinely like what I post here, you can jump here: https://t.co/aNn5FeVEDm 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Some horrible girl on the sbahn remarked to her friend that she thought I was a ticket inspector, and I can’t tell if my bearing is just that authoritative or if she’s just being racist

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@gnrosenberg These screengrabs need to be posted as user reviews of the ethical slut

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Having a doctor look me in the eyes and tell me I’m healing well was a way more emotional experience than I was ready for

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@homomonument All for the best. And after this weekend, it’s going to be a hotpot of super bacteria for like a week

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@homomonument Ah you missed me by 23 hours apparently

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@gnrosenberg It was you all along

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I just ran for the first time since my accident, completely without even thinking about it

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@AA_Bronson @SomaticCucumber True, but there are two crucial differences: 1, you actually trained as a healer and 2, you never talked about yourself as if you were Jesus