Beard of Shookness

i dont always chew gum but when i do i chew Big Red. Bowhunting, longhorns and Woodchuck, but not bowhunting longhorns when they drink woodchuck

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

Conundrum: I can't decide if I should be attracted to this beard or repulsed by it #beardidentitycrisis @StewyBeard

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

I'd rather be in a blind with my human face today.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

Hey @StewyBeard It is so good getting away for some special time with you in the Rockies. #absencemakesthebeardgrowlonger

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@bradgartman @StewyBeard is half the beard he used to be.

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@StewyBeard castrated himself!!!!

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

Lots of people staring at me this morning with funny looks - except the lady on the fourth row who was sound asleep.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

#SelfieSaturday @BRSHOOK made me feel special.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@stewy771 @BRSHOOK @StewyBeard He did not say pretty, he said purty. Purty=metrolumberjackwannabe

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@BRSHOOK @StewyBeard Simetimes you could treat me just a little nicer too.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@BRSHOOK But the word on the street is that @StewyBeard has special oils and wax and even massages.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

Today I get spa treatment. My #humanface (@BRSHOOK) is taking me to a wedding. I will outshine @StewyBeard for sure.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@StewyBeard You kind of had it all hanging out today....not sure what I think about that wax though.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

It was so good to see @StewyBeard today. I miss her so much.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

So apparently I have found my stunt double in case I ever star in a movie.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

I have a bit of a crick this morning because my #humanface slept facedown last night. #firstbeardproblems

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

Feeling blessed to be alive on this Lord's Day.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@BRSHOOK 😀

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@BRSHOOK You don't want the truth b/c deep down in places u don't talk about @ parties, you want me on that face - you need me on that face.

[Beard of Shookness @Shookbeard]

@keshook You know you love me.

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@BRSHOOK Whatever.