ShoolieW 🇬🇧

Wrong side of 50 - Right side of not giving a damn. Politically homeless. Media approved expert advice taken with a healthy pinch of FO

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@Hopspur24 Morning Hoppy-toes 🙋🏼‍♀️😘x

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Last night in bed my husband begged me to do "that special thing with my mouth" that he loves.

Apparently, he meant shutting the f*ck up and going to sleep! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Morning all! 😁x

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@BettinsonIan Morning, young Ian xx

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@AlsyDaBass Sorry to hear that, matey. This ageing malarkey isn't all it's cracked up to be, eh? X

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@wakeupmummy Morning Angel 😇 💕

How's you? 😘xx

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@Warrioramira01 Exactly 💯 😂😂😂

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@SkilletIron Morning, young Pete 🙋🏼‍♀️😘

The last thing I see at bedtime...

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@baronlordvader 😂😂😂 Some-fin dodgy there!

Morning, lovely chap 😘xx

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@KimLunn7 Hope it stays dry! Have a good day, my lovely xx

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@Freda78598062 😂😂

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@lucyrose_5 Morning lovely Lucy x

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@Warrioramira01 Morning Poppet 😘

I'm just heading off to the hairdressers and it's damp and drizzling. Which pretty much guarantees that however lovely they make it look when I'm inside, within 5 seconds of leaving, I'll be looking like this:

Have a great day, my lovely xx

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@Nicholaslcfc17 Morning Nicholas 😊

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@Rishistaxreturn Oof... you can share Jensen GIFs anytime 😊

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@RichardNic73086 Morning Richard 👋🏻

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@DaveChe29318128 Top of the morning to you Dave x

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@BrunoSa46314863 Morning to you, Bruno 👋🏻x

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@Guyz20051 😂😂 Last thing I saw...

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@puddykat21 Morning Sweet 😘 x

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@JohnDar26800215 Morning John x

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@Frank484269935 😁🙋🏼‍♀️x