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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. ― Mark Twain

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Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.

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There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. ― Dr. Who

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The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.

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Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

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When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have four more months of work to do. ― C. Portman of ICL Ltd.

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He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return. ― South African Saying

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God is an atheist.

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You are capable of planning your future.

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Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!

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Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. ― Mark Twain

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With friends like these, who need hallucinations?

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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left-handed people are in their right minds.

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Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.

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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

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Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men's blood. ― D. B. Hudson

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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

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You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.