My Dude

May chaos take the world 🔥

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

So the bread has glass in it, the lettuce has diarrhea-causing bacteria, the eggs have salmonella, the beef has screw worms, the produce is somehow bad all the time now, AND everything is more expensive.

What the actual fck is going on?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

just heard a youth say “on claude” instead of “on god”

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This is the AI that will be taking your job

[Peyton Elroy @PeytonElroy]

Cortisol is high from hating your life, sitting indoors all day, believing you’re too old & too late, not eating fiber, gossiping, caffeine maxxing, no sleep, boozing the weekend away, watching porn then resenting your partner, keeping up with current tragedies, doomscrolling

[katie @katefeetie]

lol I got a medical test that gave the the option to pay $250 out of pocket or bill my insurance. I picked option B and they billed my insurance $12,000. very cool and normal healthcare system

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh well this will kill thousands of people

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey guys: Taylor Farms paying the government to pretend like their lettuce isn't a public health concern, after testing positive for cyclospora, is what an oligarchy looks like.

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[Kamil Galeev @kamilkazani]

Hard to swallow pill

The overall food quality in the US is considerably lower than in Europe. That is because the European regulations - in this regard - are actually very good & very sensible

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.

He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.

Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Hospitals can charge up to $700 for a bag of saline, which only costs them an average of $2.00 per bag. Someone explain to me how this is NOT a form of legalized fraud? Please make it make sense.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.

It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.

[ᯓ trᥱvor .·彡 @belmonthere]

Alucard as a horse