Lauren Ambrose

Whatever you throw at me, I've already been through it.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

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[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

Privacy is extinct.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

Just held the door for a stranger at sheetz, he said thank you doll and bowed. And they say chivalry is dead.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

I swear, if I see any of you from 7:30pm-7:30am... #shootme #blackfriday #die

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

I hate sneezing while I'm driving.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

Holy shit, is tomorrow really Thanksgiving? #timeflies

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

Retracted eardrum=walking into things.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

I cannot wait to get the hell out of this little ass area where everyone has their goddamn heads up everyone's asses.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

If you think being in college makes you an adult, you have a rude awakening coming.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

Treat your guy right. Or someone else will.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

Well damn.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

If I've learned anything in the past 13 years its that life is too short. Don't fuck it up.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

@jamieherman you're telling me..

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

I'm probably the only person that doesn't like Scooby Doo and I don't care..

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

I'm really doing this..

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

So fucking sick of my best friend not having time for me.

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

@lisha_lesie35 hey, when do you start at Macy's?

[Lauren Ambrose @Short_Shit117]

What happened to mystery or class or even self respect? GD sluts.