Todd Swank

Body Positivity Maverick. Creating Online Since 1999. Tech Sales Guru By Day, Fearless Superhero By Night. Let’s Go!

[Todd Swank @Shortarmguy]

I love KAT.

I hope he wins.

But if Karl-Anthony Towns gets a ring before Minnesota does, I may need emotional hazard pay.

Being a Minnesota sports fan should come with a warning label.

Skol. Painfully.

#Timberwolves #Vikings #KAT #Knicks #KarlAnthonyTowns #Minnesota

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The Week We Remembered Outside Exists https://t.co/tWFTBW2aVn #Minnesota #Summer #Hikes #Trails #DavidSpade

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SKOL!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

.@K1 ➡️ Jordan Addison

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Welcome to Summer. Bring a Hoodie. https://t.co/UC2OmnrXoO #StartofSummer #Summer2026 #Minnesota

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10 out of 10 for me on the series. I looked forward to every episode which is rare for me these days! I found it to be a great show!!

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Witnessing the End of the 2026 Timberwolves https://t.co/wkJX2iZNn5 #Minnesota #Timberwolves #Spurs #NBAPlayoffs

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Witnessing the End of the 2026 Timberwolves https://t.co/wkJX2iZNn5 #Minnesota #Timberwolves #Spurs #NBAPlayoffs

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Now I want to make an Office Episode with AI.

[Mom @mom_agency_]

Claude's first day at Dunder Mifflin

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Let’s go Timberwolves!!

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Mother’s Day Maiden Voyage & Mild Hypothermia https://t.co/x7JoDANolh #MothersDay #Minnesota #Boating #BirdIsland #Timberwolves

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Disney never showed this part.

Turns out true love’s kiss comes with unrealistic lunch expectations.

#snowwhite #princecharming #truelove #redflag

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Can history repeat itself? #timberwolves

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

2021 Bucks
- DDV first round injury
- Best player hyperextends his knee and returns fast
- Lose R2G2 by 39
- Win championship

2026 Wolves
- DDV first round injury
- Best player hyperextends his knee and returns fast
- Lose R2G2 by 38
- Win championship?

[Todd Swank @Shortarmguy]

THEY SAID “QUESTIONABLE.”
ANT HEARD “UNSTOPPABLE.”

Minnesota spent 20 years praying for a superstar.
Now the rest of the league has to deal with him. 🐺🔥

#timberwolves #AnthonyEdwards #NBAPlayoffs #spurs

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Nothing says “we love you” like volunteering your back for moving day. Two moves this week… one into a first home, one back where she belongs. Somehow we survived, mostly intact. https://t.co/7ZeyYscLRK #Family #MovingDay #Life

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Testing How Much Life We Can Fit Into a Week Before We Break https://t.co/YOSLI82n0A #Minnesota #Iowa #NateBargatze #Vikings #Timberwolves #ThunderStruck

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A Beach Wedding in Destin for Joel & Jen https://t.co/7WsXFjQcdY #Beach #Wedding #Destin #Florida

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Well done. Let's Go Wolves!!

[The Daily Wolves @TheDailyWolves]

TIMBERWOLVES PLAYOFF HYPE VIDEO 2026 🎥

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Easter 2026: I Used to Hunt Eggs… Now I Watch My Blood Sugar https://t.co/vt7eBjkcAs #Easter #Easter2026

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We’re about six months away from apologizing to robots when we get in their way.

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Autonomous wheelchair at Mayo Clinic…
so I stepped in front of it.

It stopped instantly.

Honestly… better reaction time than half the drivers on 35W.

#AI #Minnesota #Robotics

[Todd Swank @Shortarmguy]

Autonomous wheelchair at Mayo Clinic…
so I stepped in front of it.

It stopped instantly.

Honestly… better reaction time than half the drivers on 35W.

#AI #Minnesota #Robotics