Master Baiter

my mom thinks I’m handsome

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Stop lying to yourself
You’re a lesbian
It’s gonna be okay

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

“You’re so quiet” tf you want me to do start freestyling??

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

GROUP FART SESSION TOMORROW AT 2:13-2:23 pm

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

@johnny_danziel

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Life may suck but at least I don’t have a retarded son, like my mom

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Normalize sending her videos of you swinging it around like a helicopter
when you get home so she know that you
got home safe

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Jim complete… alone 😢

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Why does every Mexican family have an uncle named tio?

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Can someone explain to me why y’all like feet??

[#tsunami @afteratsunami]

need her feet in my face

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Nobody has better posture than a man who is the same height as his gf

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Me reading this:

[Neet @neet_sol]

There are adult men hiding in the bathroom at work right now on their phones

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

G-A-Y

G-Grinding
A-All
Y-Year

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

@johnny_danziel #targetpractice

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

I'm giving my daughter a male name, ain't nobody cracking a “Abdul”.

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

I NEED NAPS! hop of my dick!

[eunice @owniecee]

grown ass man taking naps in the middle of the day

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

About to nut on this Tuesday

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Jim completed!

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

Sometimes instead of doomscrolling I go through my entire cameroll and reminisce upon everything that l've experienced for the past 3 years

[Master Baiter @ShortKingArthur]

@PrintingTendies lol bro holds a grudge, like a cuck. I haven’t owned any in over year