ShortOrderFantasy

Fantasy football waiver finds, start/sit calls & DFS specials. I bring the research. Matilda tells me when it’s crap. Fresh takes before kickoff.

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Matilda’s Sunday reminder: put your latest-playing RB/WR/TE starter in FLEX.

An early kickoff belongs in its position slot. Keep more replacement options open for late injury news.

You spent 3 hours picking this lineup. Spend 10 seconds making it too sound to fail.

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Mix cream cheese, sour cream, 1 cup cheddar, jalapeños, seasonings & half the bacon. Spread in a small baking dish.

Top with remaining cheddar, then Ritz mixed with melted butter.

Bake at 375°F for 20–25 min until bubbly. Add remaining bacon. Rest 5 min. Grab chips.

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Your Sunday lineup needs this. 🏈

Matilda’s Tailgate Special: bacon jalapeño popper dip. Crispy bacon, melted cheddar, buttery cracker crust. Ready in 35 minutes.

Bring the pan home empty and let somebody else explain the veggie tray.

Recipe in the replies.

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🧀 THE GOODS
8 oz softened cream cheese
1 cup sour cream
1½ cups shredded cheddar
½ cup drained, chopped pickled jalapeños
6 cooked bacon slices, crumbled
1 tsp garlic powder
½ tsp smoked paprika
½ cup crushed Ritz
2 tbsp melted butter

Directions below ↓

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperSaints @RiseUpReader Olave for me in PPR. The Saints credit his eight-game connection with Shough last season with 48 catches, 660 yards and 6 TDs, before Sunday’s 182.

London has a case, but calling this one-week recency bias ignores a whole stack of receipts.

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MATILDA’S 1 PM FIRST-TD BOARD

Derrick Henry — BAL 27.5 implied
Bucky Irving — TB favored by 8.5
David Montgomery — 3 TDs Week 1; Nico out
Bijan Robinson — CAR allowed 6 rush TDs
Aaron Jones — Mason on IR

Singles only. A five-leg first-TD parlay is a donation with ketchup.

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Puka is trending toward OUT Monday. No viable MNF replacement? Bench him now.

Bowers is doubtful. If he sits, Michael Mayer is playable after 7 Week 1 targets.

Harvey is expected out; Dobbins becomes a half-PPR RB2.

Late swap is a weapon.
7/7

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WEEK 2 LAST CALL. Kitchen closes at kickoff. Your Fantasy Football Start/Sit ‘em is on the counter.

ORDER UP: Baker Mayfield, Aaron Jones, Emeka Egbuka, Mark Andrews, J.K. Dobbins*

SEND BACK: Daniel Jones, Quinshon Judkins, Antonio Williams, Kyle Pitts
1/7

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SPICY START: Parker Washington.

Week 1: 26.1% target share, 27.8% first-read share, 5.53 yards per route run.

Denver is a hard matchup. The role is harder to bench. He’s a WR3/FLEX, not a victory lap.
6/7

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@GuruFantasyWrld I have a feeling CMC is going to put up a very respectable season in the vein of Tiki Barber and Priest Holmes.

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@FAmmiranteTFJ Oof, it’s too early to cast aspersions here, especially on Nabers and Achane,

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@B0xSc0re @SleeperNFL Got to play to win every week my brother.

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@Dave_Sheraton @gRankFantasy You’re right on the sequencing: JSN now, Henry on the turn.

We were answering the RB question, but if both are sitting there, that’s the full order.

Send both plates. 🍽️

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@DrJesseMorse You can’t dial up the QB position three times and forget the two RBs who will win you your league.

If the run sends an elite RB to 1.10, take the gift, then grab a QB at 2.03. Through six: 2 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR.

Add QB3 when the value is hot but not before RB2.

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@lukesawhook Agreed, McCaffrey is not your average human. While he has missed time recently, his makeup is still obscene and the years on the tires are not catching up to him just yet.

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@SleeperNFL Totally, dude is a stud but Jalen McMillian is the Buc who may surprise this season.