Sami☀️

I just talk to myself on this app

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

i walked right into the "getting off" jokes

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

what if i have work the one night a year single people can legally have sex? do i get off? is it a holiday?

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

@maniac4babble the hunger games

[Sonny @sonnysoonysonny]

this cannot be a real shot from the new spiderman movie

[fab @tenetations]

every movie is a comfort movie when you're pure of heart

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

I cried about the pasta sector closing very vociferously

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

😝����😜😝😝😜😝😜🤪😝😜😜😝😜 😜😝😝😛😜😛😜😝😜😝🤪😝🤪😜😝😜😜 im so happy im so happy 😝😜😛😜😛😜😜🤪 i love when my job cant communicate 😜😜😝😜😝😜😜 i love it 😜😝😝🤪🤪😝😜

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

😝🤪😜😝😝😜😝😜🤪😝😜😜😝😜 😜😝😝😛😜😛😜😝😜😝🤪😝🤪😜😝😜😜 im so happy im so happy 😝😜😛😜😛😜😜🤪 i love when my job cant communicate 😜😜😝😜😝😜😜 i love it 😜😝😝🤪🤪😝😜

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[livy @punish3dx]

I’d Deadass rather write with my own blood than communicate using Snapchat

[໊ash @2H4NDS]

if u don’t like the cure by olivia ur just tasteless and ugly idk

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

have to give a presentation at my job after avoiding this since high school

[Sami☀️ @ShortSami]

Finished my semester and finishing with straight A’s yippeee

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

students trying to use canvas on may 7, 2026 (colorized)

[maddie❤️💜 @literativy]

opening canvas after hours of procrastinating just to find out it’s hacked

[Tyrone Casen @The10minuteman]

We let the gays hack canvas omg

[⋆⁺+* @monkichis]

Canvas getting hacked right as i was about to lock the fuck in

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Why did he stop