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[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@TheUnmumsyMum I asked my 2 year old if her body was telling her she needed a wee. She replied:
‘My body is telling me to eat pudding’ 🚽

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@SketchesbyBoze What a dream 😍

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

There was a distinct & presumably deliberate sense in Sunak's speech that he recognised some of the horrors of the last two administrations and was determined to avoid them. Instead, he's reappointed them

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

What a wonderful demonstration of modern Britain, in which three of the four mentioned people mentioned haven’t been elected into their positions of power.

[Matt Hancock @MattHancock]

A wonderful demonstration of modern Britain that we have a Christian King, a Hindu Prime Minister, a Jewish Home Secretary and a Muslim Mayor of London

I’m proud to live in such a diverse and tolerant country 🇬🇧

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

As London mayor, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when rioting erupted in 2011. As prime minister, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when the Taliban retook Kabul in 2021. But a sniff of a chance of replacing Truss, and he's on the first jet back from the Caribbean.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• Tories have announced that the next Prime Minister will be selected by an online ballot of Tory members only.

• Your reminder that Tories made it illegal for workers to hold strike ballots online. Must be done by post only.

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@lauramacarthur Please! Bring back precedents times!!!

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Liz Truss - Gone.

Lettuce - Romaine.

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@MartinRemains What to expect when you’re tofu

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@MartinRemains He’s just not that into tofu

[Stuart Heritage @stuheritage]

I didn't platty jubes. I didn't statey funes. I will, however, genny lex

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So because a bunch of unelected right wing zealots trashed the economy, we’re back to austerity & all its miseries? Please RT if you want a general election now.

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

fucking cant wait for susie dent to tell us a medieval word for being under a desk later

[Ryder 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 @Ryder56004614]

So @KwasiKwarteng has got a severance payment of £17,000 for wrecking the economy and being sacked. That’s more than I earned in a year as a care worker.

Please retweet if you think that he should give that money to a charity.

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

This is like when I worked pouring drinks at the Millennium Done on NYE and put on my cv ‘xxx catering, 1999-2000’

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

The former chancellor has updated his LinkedIn already 😂

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@lauramacarthur @EleanorMorton Ghost watch freaked me the f*ck out as a kid. I never for one second thought Sarah Green would be acting 😆

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@poornabell Best occasion was my first evening in my first flat. I had no actual furniture, but was given a full curry meal in various old margarine tubs, and it felt like home even though it was eaten sat on the floor 😍

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@poornabell Usually (always) a.

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

@lauramacarthur

[Nona @ShouldaNona]

Stupendous fact 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

Kwasi was Chancellor for five days less than David Blaine was in that box