We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland

aka Sophie Houndstooth. What a long strange trip it’s been. Thanks for the DM’s but I like to keep it all public. Apparently I’m now required to claim PARODY

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

Knowledge is power. Information is power. Information should be free. The secreting or hoarding of information is tyranny.

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@RTodKelly Self own

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@BossAlphaQueen They’re all fake holidays

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@LadyJayPersists Matt could have a watermelon shoved up his bum. It might be problematic for a bit, but it will rot & dissolve & drip out his bumhole & he’d be fine by his 50’s. Or he could have dropped dead from medical complications…

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@elonmusk Cool beans. As an aside: did Rupert let you stroke his wrinkled old knob every time you tweeted a little bitch meme? Lucky ducky

[Jason’s Blue Advocacy @j_blue_advocacy]

Time to burn down the house 🔥 🔥 🔥

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Hey Junior, buy your pops a map of America. Kansas City is in what state? Not Kansas, Toto

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

An environmental disaster is quietly unfolding in Ohio. Where’s the national media coverage? https://t.co/2a10VpWbar

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@frankdpi Right up to the minute the children start using them to defend themselves against their abusers

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@elonmusk You still here shouting into the void? Sad

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@lachevron @RonFilipkowski 20 minutes per toe?

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@RonFilipkowski What? You mean she doesn’t look like she grifted 40 mil from the American people? But, but, but…that coat is, um, down home haute coutures, yes indeed

[I'MYOURHUCKLEBERRY @PLSgetserious]

I think most people like myself have blocked Ego Musk and don't really care what he has to say about anything.

[Schrödinger's Litter Box @Brewjew308]

Holy shit, I'm flying Fed-Ex for now on. That pilot legit saved a lot of lives.

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@CCVagina & revenge is sweet. Screw resentment

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@Mollyploofkins Ohio

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@FlorenceOfLabia Hugs, hugs & more hugs

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

Truth

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Frost: "Free speech is about the government limiting speech ... my governor, Ron DeSantis, is doing that right now"

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@Mollyploofkins When they closed the old libraries & opened them in crappy strip malls. Sigh

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@CCVagina It’s mainly Wall Street/banker/investors. They’re doing it to closed corporations too where they hold loans and/or loans are wanted. It’s their purge theory in anticipation of the Great Recession that never was.

[We’re All Elon Musk In Tweetland @SHoundstooth]

@Papi_B_Dubs Brilliant