Kevin and Nina

I’m often crude, rude and vulgar.
There, you’ve been warned.

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@Gerashchenko_en Then he's essentially saying that it's ok for Ukraine to do the same, because it's war.

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@alexkos448 A whoopee cushion?

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@TheAuthorGuy @RearTodd Black & Decker finishing sander works for me.

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@TheDeadDistrict That refinery looks an awful lot like Billy Bob’s Pick Your Parts, Auto Salvage Yard.

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@mouw5284 Videos of hookers peeing on a future POTUS.

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@Doroniaero Do you really think a platform that is mostly political arguments and titty pictures is the best use of your advertising dollars?

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@sanskarstine God says the same thing about putting cheese on a hamburger.

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@AtheistTakes The definition of faith is believing without proof.
I’m an atheist but I don’t walk around demanding they prove their belief is correct.
My problem is when they don’t return the courtesy or force the tenets of THEIR faith onto others.

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@JoelMCurzon People are afraid of death because they’re afraid of their own insignificance in the grand scheme of things.
Your family will remember you for a generation, maybe two, but unless you do something that changes the world, you’re just a blip in history.

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@ChristiansSTDT Christians love to cherry pick the bible to suit their needs.
The people who quote Leviticus to condemn homosexuality, conveniently leave out the part that condemns tattoos and cutting the flesh.
Then they go eat at the “all the shrimp you can eat” buffet.

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@ChristiansSTDT No reputable scientist has ever said that.
Science isn’t the truth. It’s the search for the truth.

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@JadeK526 I remember when Octomom’s show got canceled and her free baby supplies dried up, she want to social media asking how she was supposed to support that many kids without sponsorships,
The kids she had on purpose, through artificial means.

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@KellyScaletta He can’t even hold the salute through the entire anthem.
Starts out with fingers straight and rigid but by the end they’re drooping and it looks like he’s a kid pretending to look through a telescope,

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@Sexy4Beast321 Counting is for hobbyist.
It’s like bragging about how many times you’ve watched Star Wars.

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@___TheGOOdWitch Hey @AlexDuncanTX if it belongs to god, let’s see god take it back.
Similar to the way so many musicians have taken back the rights to their music when the GOP used it without permission.

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@BralessDaily She has a terrific backside.

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@JadeK526 I guarantee none of her boyfriends, past or present, has her name tattooed on their faces.

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@ChristiansSTDT Thousands of years later, Egyptians aren’t still milking that cow.

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@Sexy4Beast321 We have friends who have experienced one of her BJ’s recommend them to friends of theirs who haven’t had one yet.
Like they’re recommending a dish at a restaurant their friend has never been to.

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@TheFaithMaga Do all of the loads to the face @TheFaithMaga has taken over the years, also count as abortions?