Shower Thoughts

These are random thoughts had in the shower.

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This is heartbreaking.

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This breaks my heart.

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Your anxiety comes from the past or future, neither of which exist. #showerthoughts

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Phone alarms are usually customized, while every car alarm sounds the exact same, even though your phone is usually on your person and your car is in the street with all the other cars. #showerthoughts

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Wikipedia is the biggest group project of history #showerthoughts

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Mailmen are the opposite of garbagemen in the sense that they take junk TO your house. #showerthoughts

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People who order Starbucks drinks with extra whipped cream and syrup are not getting coffee, just a more expensive DQ order. #showerthoughts

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As soon as garbage trucks start creeping around silently after being converted over all electric, a lot of us are screwed. #showerthoughts

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Millions of gallons of paint are probably wasted every year from people painting their homes to sell... Just to be repainted by the new owners who want different colors. #showerthoughts

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The saying “there is always more fish in the sea” is getting more outdated with the drastic decline of fish populations #showerthoughts

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The quickest and most effective way of lowering all crime rates is by legalising all crimes #showerthoughts

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There is no definite line for when a spoon becomes a shovel. Dirt spoon/ soup shovel #showerthoughts

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One of the greatest burdens on a child is the unlived life of their parents #showerthoughts

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It’s much more important to teach our children to have healthy romantic relationships than literally almost anything else. #showerthoughts

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The average male probably jerks off more than they brush their teeth. #showerthoughts

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Spelling the word “three” with 3 e’s is a missed opportunity #showerthoughts

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Samurai are considered cool even though they wear socks with sandals. #showerthoughts

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Parents teach children that lying is wrong, but as an adult it is an extremely important skill #showerthoughts

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It’s acceptable to judge a banana by the color of its skin. #showerthoughts

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Zoom has ended the idea of a snow day at school #showerthoughts

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Crocs and cleats could have sex. #showerthoughts