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If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, well, then brother. That person is a piece of shit.

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@ClayTravis Forgot Will Levis

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@VegasRefund The models are glitching

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I can’t be the only one who heard Dan Hicks exclaim, “it has been the latest invasion of Japanese players” when talking about women’s golf. @NoLayingUp

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Free throws might as well be commercial breaks, and I don’t understand who likes watching 58 commercial breaks in their games.

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@Clay_Shoe I’d take it off the face

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@darrenrovell Probably gets $4M in sales from all the free ads though.

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@SportsTaxMan Thanks, Buzzkillington

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Hey @turbotax, Relax.

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@BarstoolBigCat A yabba dabba doo-nut is a pro move

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@nickgerli1 What are the penalties for a buyer walking away from a contract?

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@ClayTravis @stefondiggs I 100% cried here

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@MarriottBonvoy why so stingy on the water bottles?

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Vols might be the best team in this great country.

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@darrenrovell Stop it, Darrell.

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@NoLayingUp “But Phil, did you have a conversation with Alan Shipnuck?”

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Someone tell this @RazorbackFB receiver Haselwood that was the most pathetic effort I’ve ever seen from a human being.

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@gcncvieve @JPKas3 @barstoolsports @WizardOfLoz BONK

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@darrenrovell BONK

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