Clears throat, "Ladies and gentlemen! I think it's about time to fix some things that have happened in the world since it developed. I think it's about time we had another power struggle, so today I declare myself the rightful ruler of the world!" He might be a little drunk.
I never thought I'd learn something more distasteful than what Salah's dick looks like... But Shreya calling Arthur Captain Plum Bum in bed is a whole new level of weird and disturbing.