Adam Carbone

This is where I put all my facebook status's that aren't funny enough.

[Mike McDonald @MikeMcDonald89]

Blue-haired women and red-hatted men are both keying my tesla. Wtf

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@elonmusk Alright fine I’ll do it

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@eltonofficial @elonmusk is twitter over because of this now :(

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@MattWallace888 @mtaibbi 😂😂😂😂

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@elonmusk hi dad

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

Rate my spaghetti @GordonRamsay

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@adultswim K , hi bb

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@MountainDew don't know how to do this but 86

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

I'm just glad I was never a part of a family that made you wear Pajamas

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@ABC Rest in Peace. Let the dead rest. Leave the man alone for a day at least?

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@Adele Would you perform at my mayoral inauguration If I win my mayoral run? My platform is Adele.

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@h3h3productions [email protected]
MVPS H3H3
#help

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

/also
what's a hot towel on a plane for i take it out of obligation but it serves no purpose

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

i feel like i'm alone in being the only one mildly annoyed with ed helm's face. Like not quite enough to do anything about it, but just enough to think about it everyday and be slightly uncomfortable

[The What About Podcast @thewhataboutpod]

We had a great chat with Adam Carbone, star of Randy's Canvas, available now on digital HD! @Shquib @RandysCanvas
https://t.co/0l4igtBLyr

[Darren Lucas - Movie Reviews 101 @newguyreview101]

Just finished watching Randy's Canvas, this is a film that is a gift that just keeps giving, I dare anyone to watch this and not have a smile by the end. #RandysCanvas #AdamCarbone shines in the leading role. please go and watch this movie @RandysCanvas

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

Me: hi do you take walk-ins?
Cremator: what

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

Just up right now at 3:47am thinkin bout ciabatta bread

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

@GlacieBright ☹️ sad reacts only

[Adam Carbone @Shquib]

Me rn