Paine

Pucker up butter-cup

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Take me back to that one summer when I ate frozen pizzas for every meal to try to bulk up to 200 lbs. That summer was a vibe

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Your move @stoolpresidente

Bedford, Mass a/k/a The Streets

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Hold up tell people to stop following me

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Retweet

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#MikePence looks like a smoothie of Batman and Alfred

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@ChrisHaley93 Why you gotta hurt my feelings

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If you don’t know the difference between your and you’re, then YOUR dumb 🤬😤

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@ChrisHaley93 If you don’t know that, than I’d describe you as aids with a brain

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Starbucks better give me a free coffee tomorrow morning.

“Sharon is Karen”

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@DonChenz I’m willing to bet they’re the same people. They all missed door etiquette day in kindergarten

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I don’t mean to get political on here, but I support the genocide of people that stand directly in front of closed elevator doors.

Now is the time to stand and make an example of these people!

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#MikePence looks like a smoothie of Batman and Alfred

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yo @BarstoolBigCat congrats on the nomination, hope you get dome in the oval office

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I now believe in divine intervention

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Listen official.. He's not Isis but he's not not Isis

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The book mother fucker....the book. Turn your fucking brain on

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A Russian boy asks his father, "daddy, can I have 5 ruble for buy milk bread and vodka?" Dad says "20 ruble? What you need 50 ruble for?"

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If you haven't seen the movie Rush then it's about time you figure it out you lazy bitch know-it-all. #lauda

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I G G Y @IGGYAZALEA our kids should be best friends growing up

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Super drink you say? And nothing bad will happen?