Laura

profile pic by Angela Deane

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[Laura @Shred2010]

@PatsKam Do they not know their cleaner's name?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If Melania won't show up for her husband, why should Americans?

[Laura @Shred2010]

Guys watching Airplane! are so annoying. Yes, I heard the line and I’m not sorry that I’m not fucking dying at every line.

[Laura @Shred2010]

@repgirlypop Exile ends in 4:43 seconds (according to Spotify), which adds up to 11 and there’s obviously the 2 on the face of the clock…

[Laura @Shred2010]

I feel like Taylor ��stole”/borrowed some of Phoebe’s visuals for TTPD era… mainly the UFO and the house burning. Not that Phoebe invented those specific visuals, but it’s kind of funny that they popped up in Taylor’s show after Phoebe’s tour/Era’s run ended.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

This is why the joke matters. Cause it’s not a joke.

[Ⓜ️Ⓜ️ Lauren Ashley Davis -OG Meidas Mighty 🦅 @Meidas_LaurenA]

Per The Daily Beast

“Trump waited to make sure that Bezos did what he said he was going to do, and then met with the Blue Origin people,” he said on Saturday. “Which tells us that there was an actual deal made."

Ex-WaPo Editor: This Is a Straight Bezos-Trump ‘Quid Pro Quo’

[Laura @Shred2010]

Ok, Hozier.

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

"If my Abortion is going to get me a mürdër charge, I might as well k!ll my rap!st"

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[Helen @HelenfegusonogG]

I just overheard someone say “I’m not voting for Kamala Harris because she’s a woman, I’m voting for Kamala Harris because she wants me to have as many rights as a man”.

This needs to be said more.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Like I’ve always said (see my pinned tweet), your vote is a secret. Just between you and your maker. No one has to know.

[Laura @Shred2010]

Donald Trump:

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vice President Harris: As a part of his Project 2025 agenda, Trump and his allies would limit access to birth control, ban medication abortion, and enact a nationwide abortion ban. Simply put, they are out of their minds

[Laura @Shred2010]

I hope it’s Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, George Bush, or Mike Pence.

[Stacey J. Spiehler @StaceyJSpiehler]

The worst part of election season is when women have to tell their greatest traumas in order to beg for our right to live knowing that some ham-scented brother-cousin is calling her a baby killer

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Never tell a little girl that when a boy is mean or rude to her it's because he has a crush on her. Don't teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[Joshua Anansi @JoshuAnansi]

Almost choked to death on a jack and coke because I took a sip just as the old grizzled survivalist asked the young skinny blonde bartendress what her plan is for surviving the collapse of society and she said with utmost conviction, "Oh, I would just kill myself".