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[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

we can’t make fun of the french anymore. at least they burn shit. americans are asking chatgpt what is fire ow ow ow grok why it hot

[nathalie @imniceandsmart]

Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[DuneInfo @DuneInfo]

When people ask me what today's date is.

[GameStop @gamestop]

Couldn’t be more wrong

[Winter Is Coming @WiCnet]

George R.R. Martin holds the first new dire wolf born in 10,000 years

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

New phone, Houthis

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

Pete Hegseth after sending war plans to a reporter

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[trying to impress woman at the Oscar party]
damn, no books nominated again this year, that’s sad

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

lost my job as a bridge troll because my riddles were “weirdly personal” and “why are your ankles like that?” isn’t a riddle

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[Jayden @neonexus845]

THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭

[Bread @ShredderPD]

@InternetH0F Obu Thrice, real name, no gimmicks

[Bread @ShredderPD]

@Diablo Where I have to go to open my pack of gum so my friends don’t notice