Alexander the ???

Just a worthless human being.

(He/Him)

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

xD

[Mushroomy 🍄 @mushroomyhouse]

hoo ho

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

@Masterfenix2009 I hated those too lmao

[i play blue archive (comms open) @HapiofMorArdain]

"Me eating the chess pieces while my opponent wasn't looking" is now actually accomplishable

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

@Sciencenature14 He judges

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

Dexter's Dad with the Oscar worthy moment here.

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

Fuck nothing kills me quite like death 😮‍💨👌

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

@Royalvalsace Only at midnight

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

@buttlord6 Oh my 😂😂😂😂

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

I must of blacked out drinking because when did I follow specifically 256 sad Goombas??? 😳😳😳

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

@buttlord6 Then how many goombas per sentence??

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

@buttlord6 How are so many of you operating this page 😩

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

My greatest talent is that I can recite a setup to a joke really well and then just fucking punch you in the mouth. #Theyneverseeitcoming 😳

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

Appalled that I cannot breathe fire as a basic fundamental human function 😤

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

Today is the only day you can RT this

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

Wtf is ritalin? Like what is the Riddler up to this time?? 🤔

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

Plays Elden Ring for the first time:
"Is there fall damage?"

Yes. Yes there is.

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

You can steal my heart ❤️‍🔥
j-just think about it 😒

[Tom Schalk (Voice Over Guy) @TomStheVoice]

This scene in The Batman...
Paul Dano's Riddler is just terrifying. Amazing. 🦇

[Alexander the ??? @Shreddicus]

Lord Grand Slamwhich 👑

[Ginger.Lee @GingerLeeAuthor]

The last thing you ate is his name