Detlef “YWG DJ” Schrempf

RIH Lil Man Man🕊️ | Father first | #OnePride | Jon “Bones” Jones defender | WANGHAF | Proud Lebrennessey owner

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Not into “daddy”. I make my girl call me coach

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Ace Trainer Josh @JoshHelaku]

Southfield skyline is better than this

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I support Chairman Wemby and the Socialist Republic of San Antonio against SGAdolph and the Oklahoman Fourth Reich.

[Curtis Lewis III @curtislewisIII]

Detroit, I’m doing whatever I can for our beloved pistons. #TheWaterboard2

[ravn @mfnravn]

also mandela effect is wild i swear i had more hoes than this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[psychotruckk @Onlyifyoucouldd]

Lucki needa start telling lil yachty NO

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

Me when I'm playing Civ 6 and Ghandi refuses my mutual trade pact request

[Detlef “YWG DJ” Schrempf @Shremphy]

Fucking bitches the opps could only imagine fucking.

[Detlef “YWG DJ” Schrempf @Shremphy]

I yearn to feed the Central Park raccoons.

[Detlef “YWG DJ” Schrempf @Shremphy]

Almost dropped my blunt in the toilet #watdatmean

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

"Canada"

- Men lost in OT to USA 🏒
- Women lost in OT to USA 🏒
- Zero SEC championships

[Detlef “YWG DJ” Schrempf @Shremphy]

Bad bitch with a heavy lisp, can’t even say cinnamon. Dawg got a tool and a pole, those are synonyms.

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed