Trump claims a reporter ran out of paper tracking his accomplishments.
""I ran out of paper" 🤣🤣🤣
I'll take things that did not happen for $200, Alex.
He just said Iran a few times. FAIL. 🤣🤣🤣
So to recap, we’re reducing experienced military leadership by 20 percent, but talking about increasing bombing and deploying ground troops in Iran in November. Those two things don’t seem like they go together very well.
The president is once again auctioning off access to himself in exchange for investment is her personal meme coin. More:
https://t.co/eY1lETWaxw
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A scientific study found city raccoons are already showing the first signs of self-domestication. Shorter faces. Less fear of people. Evolution ?
People are calling them trash pandas. The hands are the problem. They open latches. They remember which bin had food. Cute until 3am.
This one lives in Seoul and picked the highest shelf in the room like rent was included.
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This guy's so fk'in sharp. He's the ONLY choice for Texas...
"If the Republican policies are so popular and effective, why do you constantly need to redraw the maps?"
48% is bullshit, but I cannot think of any reason this needs to exist outside of scamming old people or driving lonely people to psychosis with fake relationships
BREAKING: Republican Congressman Mike Collins signals his intent to end Social Security:
"[Old people need to] get off of Social Security [and] get back into the workforce."
BREAKING: New ICE guidance bans high-speed car chases and sets tighter rules for traffic stops, a memo obtained by the AP shows. https://t.co/m1EaF50hM0
A worm survived 46,000 years in Siberian permafrost
Researchers revived a previously unknown species of microscopic worm from ancient Siberian permafrost. after thawing, it began feeding, moving and producing offspring
Imagining conning people out of their money to support you then going on every show from the other side to brag how much you're fucking over those people.
Meet Fetterman, brain dead traitor with no fucking class
The DJ has the Village People's Macho Man fluffing up the crowd.
Trump due at the Peterbilt podium for 3:05 CDT.
With Diesel prices where they are this is an interesting choice.