@goodideafor@PTI_News@grok It was just a warehouse that the fire broke out, a very small part of the factory, No supplies affected at all and it shows the deep supply chain resilience of the AC manufacturing company. Kudos to them.
> be me
> Larry Ellison
> own a database empire, a sailboat, and a disdain for poor people
> OpenAI wants to build AGI
> needs compute
> *a lot* of compute
> like “$300B GPU cluster in a volcano” levels of compute
> "Hello. I own Oracle Cloud. Also, I’m rich."
> sign $300B GPU hosting deal with OpenAI
> nothing ships. no GPUs installed. no fans spinning.
> Oracle stock: skyrockets to the moon
> my net worth: +$100B
> GPUs? still imaginary
> OpenAI raises a $1 TRILLION round
> yes, with a T
> investors lining up like it's a Taylor Swift concert
> I invest
> where’d I get the money?
> from the $300B deal *I signed with them*
> yes.
> OpenAI takes my $300B investment
> uses it to pay *me*
> for the GPU deal *I offered them*
> Oracle stock: skyrockets again
> I make another $100B
> invest it back into OpenAI
> round and round we go
> I pay me to pay me to invest in me to boost me to get paid by me
> call it a "strategic whatever"
> call it “AI innovation”
> call it what it is:
> infinite money glitch
> mfw i built a recursive economy where i am the only customer and vendor
> mfw GPUs are optional
> mfw capitalism is just a well-placed loop with exit liquidity
How money works:
1. OpenAI signs $300B GPU deal with Oracle
2. Larry gains $100B (no GPUs shipped)
3. Larry invests in OpenAI’s $1T round
4. Sam uses $300B to pay Oracle
5. Oracle stock pumps again
6. Larry makes another $100B
7. Larry invests in OpenAI
Flywheel go brrr.
@LiveToCringe@vanikehuman@elonmusk@HansCNelson Bruh off to Europe you go on a one-way ticket lmfao. All you can do is bitch about this on twitter while we take over.
Cuz we’re better than you.