Shrimpy

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

The chance that you open your fridge to a bologna sandwich already made is never zero @JaredGoff16 @KirkCousins8 @PFTCommenter

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@Zaccornelius_ You never poison the mojitos of my enemies

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

Detroit sports teams do less in their off season than fish drinking water. Another year of saying another year

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I miss Knight of the Seven Kingdoms @HBO @KirkCousins8

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

Did he get fired?

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

Pamuk deposunda plastik poşetleri açmak için çakmak kullanmak...

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

Scratch that. I looked into it, I have one bot hoe, a trans black woman, and a company of some sort. Shout out to you three, my OGs

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

I currently have 3 followers all of whom are bot hoe accounts. My come up is going to be legendary from here. Look out stars, I'm shooting past.

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

I've decided I'm going to go viral.

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

@Zaccornelius_ Couple of Mt Rushmore for your consideration.

-Mt Rushmore of Body parts to go as you get older
-Mt Rushmore of Cereal mascots
-Mt Rushmore of power tools

If I think of more I'll hit you up

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

@PFTCommenter Already* words that are hard to spell

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@TheFFBallers Cam SkattaWOOOOOO

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@AdamSchefter Let’s goooooo

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@TheFFBallers Derrick HE AINT EVER GONNA STOP Henry

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Welcome back football! You have a permanent spot occupying all of my thoughts now ☝🏻🤓

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

@espn Probably not

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

@DonutOperator "Please important" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@KSI Idk but I'd hit

[Shrimpy @Shrimpy_PP]

What is a human right?
@elonmusk

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@stevewilldoit Get a mall Santa trashed then give him some cash