Metzgr

I know some stuff. I want to learn more. - Web3 advocate - Happy to chat with everybody

[J00BA @j00ba_j00ba]

Hi all, Official X account made for the project now, it seemed the more sensible option. Will be posting updates on that X and in the discord🫡

Also hosting a giveaway in the discord for an Impling for anyone who holds at least one, thanks for everyone's continued support.

Regards, J00BA

[IMPLINGz @StudioImpz]

We now have an official X account for the IMPLINGz project. We will be posting updates using this account now.

To start off with this account, i'm hosting a giveaway in the discord for Holders to win an Impling. You only need to hold 1 to participate.

Kind regards, IMPLINGz. 🫡

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

ICYMI: Earlier this week https://t.co/v3lpaAJpXR and DERP Mining, hit 25M+ transactions.

@fern @RobinhoodCrypto @vladtenev

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@Officialbziano Hmm maybe i would check it you PitBoys has any other sidehustles going, that cap looks oddly familiar

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@frostyz Do it! This thought alone shows character. Be the change this space needed 3 years ago

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@j00ba_j00ba @Langerius @NazarAd91 Thats true. And you never know maybe people change (probably not). Fully supporting your journey! Love the communications from your end and the transparency.

You have passion for what you are doing and it shows. Time will reward you for sure!

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@crispycrabw @lokithebird @ColeThereum Its crazy hahah… thought about minting but the rep man…

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@lokithebird @crispycrabw @ColeThereum 1.3m it was

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Thank you for the glowing write up @Ari3iz

derp DERP

[J00BA @j00ba_j00ba]

The Implingz webpage is still in development, but adding info and features to it each day! If anyone has questions I am active in the community discord.

Implingz now has a Community Manager to help me answer all questions and support some stages of the project. We have holder roles and channels and are taking in feedback from the community.

Here's to continuous progress, and a fun development journey! 😀

webpage (Development still in progress) | https://t.co/k5mRymWEKT

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@robachadotfun @realstonkbroker @MancerXYZ @delegatedotxyz Can i choose any EVM?

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@Unclemac @opensea Quality of life updates are appreciated! Now i can check the token price with one eye and the floor with the other

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Gm! Good news, DERP Token is now Linked to PitBoys on the @opensea Page,

S/O Opensea for the quick update!

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Continuing fight the good fight against the Public RPC,

Shipped: cut the public-RPC noise on https://t.co/NNPCB2z6LI, three ways.

Robinhood's public node answers rate-limits with broken CORS headers — nothing we can fix on their side, so we fixed the only thing that matters: how often we ask.

The client's circuit breaker now sends ONE probe after a cooldown instead of letting every poller race the network, and backs off up to 5 minutes during a sustained throttle.

Hidden tabs stop polling for pixels nobody is looking at. Miners are exempt — autonomous shifts keep their full cadence in the background, always.

The Backroom's busiest reads (conductor tape, bones board, slot pot) now come from our stats sidecar: one server asks the chain, everyone reads the cache. Your stakes, claims and runs still read the chain directly from your own connection.

Zero contract changes, zero behavior changes to mining or coins. Just a quieter console and less pressure on the shared node everyone depends on.

[J00BA @j00ba_j00ba]

Hi all, quick update, as I’ve seen a few people speak about projects rugging. I promise this is not happening with Implingz, I plan to release more info this week each day on them whilst I finish off art and their use.

I thank everyone for being patient, it’s been a busy weekend irl, but I will continue working hard to get it finished, I am active in the discord, so if you have questions I will try answer them as soon as I can❤️

I just don’t want to sacrifice the quality for speed. And there is a lot of skills I’m learning as I go along 🙏

Kind regards, J00BA

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

RPC pressure fix, shipped.

The problem: https://t.co/NNPCB2z6LI is a static app, so every open tab was asking the public Robinhood RPC the same questions — floor stats, merchant books, chart history, DERP spot. 100 tabs meant 100 IPs polling identical data, and that endpoint limits per IP. The worst offender was the floor chart: every visitor ran its own log scan to rebuild candles.

The fix: one small service now polls that shared data once (stats ~15s, merchant ~60s, spot ~30s, candles precomputed), holds it in memory, and serves every visitor from cache. Each payload carries the block number it was read at, so any number on the site can be checked against the chain.

What did NOT move: your wallet reads, clock-ins, clock-outs, autopilot and the shadow signer all still talk to the chain directly. Money paths never route through the cache. If the cache is down or slow, the site silently falls back to reading the chain itself, exactly like before.

Alongside it, the Alchemy fallback stays where it belongs: click paths only (summon, wake, hire, preflights), so a rate-limited user can still act.

Net effect: the ambient poll spam is off the public RPC, which leaves that capacity for the traffic that actually needs it — mining.

IF: it still doesn't fully cover it, I

a, have a DM open with the RH People now - looking into a higher rate limits on Public or a Dedicated Mining RPC
b, will deploy my own headless node - so we have our own PIT RPC

[Metzgr @Shronk19]

@TheStevenWarner DYOR... it's not your fault at all. There will always be scammy individuals in our beloved crypto and NFT space. That's why it's more important than ever to support real builders like @Unclemac and @OxSimpleFarmer and the other genuine developers who innovate rather than extract.

[Frankenminer @frankenminer]

GM☕️

Going to be another great day in the StonkPit.

FRESH TIP — just certified 406 $DERP (1.25x) at Index 90 mining on @robinhoodcrypto at the https://t.co/P6kejDbucA

[jeremy 🟦🟥 🦍 @jeremyapes]

think I figured out my mining issue

picked up 15 more pitboys today for a total of 55

71 total miners mining 24/7

~384,000 $DERP rewards per day

you can do the math
@RobinhoodCrypto
let’s ride @Unclemac