Shruggernaut

Professional Slacker // Chicken Pot Pie Enthusiast // Former Infant // Classically Trained Smart Ass // Habitual Voter

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@mocostartup

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@YahooFantasy I need Jakobi Meyers to score less than 16.1 points.

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@DetLionBlood Me watching this run

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@hamsterwatch It sounds like you understand them perfectly

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Waiting for the #StanleyCupPlayoffs to come back. #NHL

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I know very little about golf @MichelobULTRA but I do know one thing:

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@rachieswin

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@meggyface626 @GlennJacobsTN Read the top of his map. Kane's a doofus, but he didn't misunderstand this particular map.

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@katramdeen

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@Mrs_ARockstar YodaPimp07

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@LitaTweeted @PlayOverwatch

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Glad to hear @LitaTweeted knows what Hush Puppies are!

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@Mrs_ARockstar

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@mirrorverse Give us Yzma!

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What was the code word Soos was supposed to yell when he saw a government vehicle? @_AlexHirsch

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@callmekrisstat

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America may not deserve a celebration, but I definitely deserve to get drunk and blow stuff up, so...

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@MikeIsaac This shouldn't be a hot take either.

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At no point in time in any state in America was the COVID vaccine mandated by law, so you can stop replying to pro choice tweets with that horse shit. Thanks.