mweh🏴

Honey Badger in Spirit.

[Mochi @Beberuruang]

Kau kerja macam binatang. Keluar pagi balik malam. Sangkut dalam jam, bazir duit minyak. Masuk kerja kena marah dengan client, dengan boss, end up makan megi nak tunggu hujung bulan. Makan bercatu oi

Ada manusia senang je. Takyah kerja 4 juta dalam account

Keturunan babi

[red🥀 ia @reddy100k]

I PREFER AI-FREE, PHOTOSHOPPED KIRKIFICATIONS MADE. BY. MAN.

[Bozzman @Bozzman__]

I genuinely believe the only reason why these memes haven't died out yet is because it's the one meme Brands can't touch.

[Zed 🕊️ @zedadam]

FlyFM wants YOU to sell your face, your voice, you likeness, your sovereign self for RM2,000. So wrong on so many levels.

And then they wonder why people don't listen to the radio anymore.

[공양미 @h0yangii]

지능이 안느껴지는 사진

[betty @strawbetty_]

you win the internet today 15 year old cat

[Radec @realradec]

Holy shit

PlayStation ending physical media costed them their relationship with Hideo Kojima

[Cat Meow Daily @Catmeowdaily]

He is 15 but he still loves his little buddy

[c. @periperipiri]

“Ala satu je gamba takkan la boleh panaskan bumi” said 2.3million users who use the same 80s prompt this week

[crib @gayimcrib]

I GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT ALL OF THE KIRKIFICATION MEMES CAUSED THE NVIDIA PROGRAMS TO DO THIS.

HE LIVES IN THE CIRCUITS LIKE AFTON

[NIK @ns123abc]

>math professor spends a year on one of the hardest unsolved problems in math
>"Navier-Stokes"
>his drafts for the whole project went through codex sessions
>openai had his logs in codex
>suddenly rumor leaks AI solved it
>he emails openai to ask what's going on
>openai calls within days
>"funny story, our model also solved it"
>using his exact approach
>asks openai: did you train on my sessions?
>no answer

[ɯαԃαԋ♡ @awaadahkmrdnn]

Malaysians won’t be progressive because yall don’t hate the rich enough. Yall actually LOVE them. We are literally a nation that idolises the rich all while wishing we were them but hate changes.

[R🥷 @rad1sharif]

UK announces sanctions on illegal israeli settlements and immediately afterwards all major airports in the UK have grounded to a complete halt. What a coincidence.

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

This sounds completely unreal but I double checked and it's true: the Eiffel Tower was closed on Monday due to a Hindu sect that demanded that all women "make themselves invisible" so their 93-year-old guru wouldn't have to see them.

The sect in question is BAPS - "Bochasanwasi Akshar Purushottam Swaminarayan Sanstha," which roughly translates to "the organization of Swaminarayan followers who believe in Akshar Purushottam, based in Bochasan" (a village in Gujarat).

It's a very wealthy organization with deep ties to Modi's BJP (Modi is himself from Gujarat), known for building mega-temples around the world and whose doctrine demands absolute obedience to a living guru as the sole path to God.

It's not their first controversy: in 2021, the FBI raided their massive New Jersey temple after workers - mostly Dalits, India's lowest caste (the so-called "untouchables") - alleged they'd been lured to the US on fake religious visas, had their passports confiscated, and were forced to work 13-hour days for about $1 an hour, confined to a guarded compound (see https://t.co/kTNzdZWtoe).

Long story short, they just opened a new mega-temple in France (the website: https://t.co/4g6HW9bBPy) - specifically in Bussy-Saint-Georges (30km away from Paris) - presented as "the biggest Hindu temple built in continental Europe in a traditional style" (https://t.co/exbFjzLe2k).

Their guru was there for the inauguration and, as you do, wanted to visit the Eiffel Tower while in France. But, thing is, his doctrine dictates that women must not be in his presence.

And here is where it gets unreal: when his entourage requested a private visit, the Eiffel Tower's management actually agreed to the terms and ordered all female employees - including subcontractors - to hide (https://t.co/Sm7yb5LMFq).

This was on Saturday and, France being France (in a good way), on Monday the women who'd been told to make themselves invisible made themselves very, very visible: the staff went on strike and shut down the Eiffel Tower.

So there you have it, unreal but true: the Eiffel Tower, symbol of the French Republic, is closed because a 93-year-old Hindu guru refuses to be in the presence of women.

(picture below the picture of their guru on his visit, taken from https://t.co/4FRKezWJvq)

[🅼🄰🅁🄸🄰🄽🄾🇨🇷 @LeanVinland]

Lo que van a hacer con Trump el día que se muera va ser surreal

[ThreadStory @ThreadStoryMy]

🤣🤣

[bonnet the pervert @b0nbonwashere]

MASHALLAH!!????

[Reiner Braun @armoredtitan52]

From Kirk, 12 years ago

[無重力猫ミルコのお家 @ccchisa76]

猫を奏でる夫🎶