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@jondelarroz Neither of them involve you beating your wife

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@inuyarasha_ Twistopher Skuxon

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@bbnomula Mikuno$

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@milktst Kept jar waiting, huh

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@poellll Or Yeast Droneman

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@milktst Antidote Snake

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@poellll No thats a Metal Gear

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@EarlFargofbu2a @ricardominyardo So the government controls both benefits and the drug trade here?

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@cannibality Is this not just the 2010s JayJays/Cotton On fake vans trend?

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@inuyarasha_ This is the one last bastion of Aotearoa that does not have to deal with anyone from the Waikato. Like an unconatcted tribe

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@inuyarasha_ @fuckwiththevoid Um you have to
1. Not have a job
2. Apply to work for city council to get yelled at for wearing hi-viz
3. Be silly enough to take the job but smart enough to stare at 40 screens for 8ish hours a day

Basically it was like being a Māori warden type except noone liked you

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@inuyarasha_ @fuckwiththevoid Ngl i worked in the tron on cctv, and can confirm, they be fucking everywhere

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@DevotionOath A truer knight hath naught donned armour.

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@inuyarasha_ I want you to know that what you just said(the first part) can only be found in Aotearoa and i adore that it came from a place of genuine joy.

Really only here you can have someone affectionately recommend listen to the winz waiting playlist

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@inuyarasha_ And the flat white(debatable)

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@inuyarasha_ Just have to say i love the pram wheel in the back

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@milktst You're already too deep to larp being a larper, youre technically triple-larping and therefore are under control of the Patriots

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@UESP_net Clavicular

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@UESP_net SkooomaCat