Shan

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i am nothing without my little cat that follows me into the bathroom

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[helena riley @freshhel]

U can tell when someones really bonded w their water bottle

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Adam & Eve really were tempted by an apple? And they failed? Imagine if it was a jalapeño popper

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

give the green m&m her little hoochie heels back 🙁

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead

[helena riley @freshhel]

God having a cat is soooooo fun it feels like im being haunted by a sweater

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

November 12. Remember it.

@SadieSink
@dylanobrien

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

WONKA ✨✨🍫

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here