Siobhan.

Totally uninteresting and all that jazz; a cliché, you may say.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“You seem off today.”

Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

“you seem off today” i’m sorry i couldn’t hide it today. i’ll do better tomorrow

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

i’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. i shut up and subtitles come out of my face

[Liz.🐞 @elizabxtthh]

i think there should be another love language called “being an absolute menace.” constantly teasing you, bothering you for no reason, poking at you, sending annoying messages and finding tiny ways to get your attention throughout the day. not because i’m trying to drive you insane, but because you’re my favorite person to bother. if i’m relentlessly annoying you, congratulations. you’re loved.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

ok but why would i finish a thought when i can think of a cool new exciting one

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[☆ ★ @useryankari]

“that reaction was unnecessary.” so was the thing that caused it, but apparently we're only reviewing my performance.

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Apparently people are folding their grocery bags into tiny perfect triangles now. I thought we all agreed the proper storage method was to nominate the strongest grocery bag and stuff 63 other bags inside it, like our mothers and grandmothers before us.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

in my defense i used to be a lot worse

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

I’m like the opposite of Ai. It took me over an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[🔆🇺🇦🇦🇲Endelaus Autisme🇵🇸 @ezhanyan]

you can't miss a day on this app

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[َ @gffyoq]

"are you ok?" omg no but for the purpose of this conversation, yes i'm fine.

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

I have a dirty mind not in a sex way like theree actual bugs and rocks in thete and cobwebs. And mold etc

[𝑌𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧 @yazzyvibes]

i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say

[lily @loonafiIms]

people losing their braincells bc they use ai instead of thinking by themselves VS me losing them in the old-fashioned way (depression)

[mojied @mojiedayo]

being sensitive is actually a curse bc how do i explain that your lack of excitement made me feel unwanted without sounding dramatic.

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[꒰໒ִ͡ ݁ 𓏼 harriet @poutingdeer]

“does bunny want treat?” bunny wants a fucking break. but a treat does sound nice