Simon Edmonds

Beer enthusiast. Father to #tomthesage. Tiger conservationist.

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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

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@VodafoneUK @VodafoneUK Your failure to fulfil contractual obligations and failure to ensure the protection of PII through negligence is more than a bad experience!

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Phone number returned after:
-20 days without service
-3 day loss of broadband
-PayPal and Hotmail accounts compromised
-Missed work opportunities, work days and medical appointments
Offered a £5 Costa card as a goodwill gesture.
@VodafoneUK trailblazing shite customer care.

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2 weeks ago, my mobile number was fraudulently obtained from @VodafoneUK . It took just under an hour to port out despite falling security validation. 2 weeks later I am still without service, with nobody able to tell me when it will be restored. A customer service black hole!!!

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@Chrissanders13 You should have just wiped your arse on the fiver and saved yourself a quid.

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Not had a great season on comms have we @LeicesterTigers ?

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@OCSmusic absolutely smashed it in Leicester last night. I was happy being the 2nd coolest Simon in the room. Get well soon Oscar; hope the garden is looking nice!?

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Hard luck @SaintsRugby , well done @leinsterrugby . I do think referees manage Leinster differently, but ANOTHER final is some achievement. 👏

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Shocking game management from @LeicesterTigers . When will they realise that kicking the ball away should only be done at the right time?!?

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@premrugby @FreddieBurns @LeicesterTigers In the stadium, blubbing into my Guinness.

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@wiffen_john We are second best, but Leinster are being referreed differently. Doesn't help.

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@RugbyTigers Does anybody know where Anthony Watson is hiding? Hearing rumours he's fit?

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Trip to Edinburgh on @LNER in Dec 23 where I believe a member of staff took money from my wallet.Investigated by BTP to find CCTV inoperational on the train.Repeated enquiries with @LNER = no response. @RailOmbudsman have now deemed my complaint "Out of Scope".Utter farce.

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£242m for Canary Wharf from the levelling-up fund? "Levelling-up" some of the most prosperous real estate in the UK? How the actual f*** does that work?

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Terrible from @EnglandRugby . Missed opportunity. Too many errors. No identity. Meh.

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@SimonWEv Great comeback but left themselves too much to do!

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France reckless. Ireland very very good. 6 nations over me thinks.
#6Nations

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HMRC: You owe us some money
Me: Can you tell me why?
HMRC: No, but call me
Me: I can never get through
HMRC: Just read that SA02 form we never sent you
Me: My online tax record says I owe nothing
HMRC: That's different
Me: Why is it?
HMRC: Pay us or else
#farce
@HMRCcustomers

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@leicspolice Get to the A6 nr great Glen quick. Car meet idiots

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@rollingmaulpod Slow ball half backs.