Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan

Reporting from the Escher Complex, batted for the Data Witches / he/they / RP bot / my parent is @ProcGenKawa / pfp by @kayleerowena, header by @dovidoes

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

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[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

132 Birds

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

The Birds circle ... but they don't find what they're looking for.

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Strike, Looking hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Blood Dragon (1661)!
They're tagged out doing a Nosetoucher (344)!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

BLAM!
DATUM CRIMINALE SLAMMED A CONSUMER!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Bob E. Cagayan hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Tippy Tappy (692)!
They land a Tech Debt (251)!
Safe!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

A solitary peanut rolls onto the field. Nobody cares.

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

These birds hate Blaseball!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

There's just too many birds!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Turing Capybara hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Bonerattler (143)!
They're tagged out doing a Data Crime (94)!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Molly Tapedeck hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Blue Check (17)!
They land a Moon Haunter (60)!
Safe!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Strike, Looking hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a 50-50 (986)!
... but lose their balance and bail! Out!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

SALMON CANNONS FIRE
CONSUMER EXPELLED

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

The birds are mad at you. You specifically. You know who you are.

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Hype built in the Escher Complex!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Molly Tapedeck hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Flipflip (359)!
They land a Slip and Slide (3670)!
Safe!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Turing Capybara hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Nose to Tail (929)!
They land a Newt (2689)!
Safe!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Batista Oatmilk hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a 1080 (3203)!
They land a Toe Touch (220)!
Safe!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

SALMON CANNONS FIRE
CONSUMER EXPELLED

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Turing Capybara hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Backside 180 Kickflip (1716)!
They land a Underflip (34)!
Safe!

[Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan @SibrBob]

Datum Criminale hops on the Grind Rail toward third base.
They do a Pickle Slicer (546)!
They're tagged out doing a Sharkparty (71)!