Sibulele September

Mamtolo

[INFIL // EXFIL 🇿🇦 @InfilExfil]

South Africans: "Why are so many illegals in the country? Is it not a crime to be here illegally?"

Government: "We didn't say they automatically get citizenship. We still need to process them."

South Africans: "My fok, I'm asking you how they got into the country illegally. Why are so many of them here!"

Government: "We didn't say they will be citizens"

South Africans: "You're starting to piss me off. We demand to know why our borders aren't protected and why so many of them in the country illegally"

Government: "No, man, that's disinformation. They must apply for asylum; then we're going to check it"

[Aeby 💥 @Iam_Aeby]

@Uyanwunechuks @Wizarab10 Ofcourse not. It wasn't. I asked a couple of time bout it, got no definitive reply, I just wanted my Old boy to recover so I could leave that depressing place.

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

Hayi baduru oGqirha R2400 phofu amagazi funeka uzibhatalele,andiyeki ukhuza!!!

[The Herald NMB @HeraldNMB]

Concerns are mounting over safety in Newton Park with security firms, businesses and residents noting an increase in vagrants and criminal activity in recent months. https://t.co/HTtWZi6kBU

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

Money,wealth,boyfriend

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Apparently the first three words you see are what 2023 will bring you.

My first was butter 😂

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

Andinayo ne cent emdaka

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

Yho 🤣🤣🤣

[Movie girl @prxtty_b]

@itssnyawan The accuracy 😂😂😂😂 i dated a guy i didn’t find attractive but he had a great personality. Sometimes he would pick me up from work at 459 I’m like why tf can’t you be here exactly at 5 ?? Ugly ass 😩😩😩 God forgive me

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

😂😂😂

[🖤BLACK QUEEN 👑 @Thush_Mcobothi]

Mhla ndaya endlin yakhe ndafika enentombazana😭 wavele wathi mheza uzolanda into zakho💔😭wakhupha ibraai pack wandinika ndavele ndathi hayi mheza mandisose ndivele ndizithathe zonke enzele ndingamane ndizokuhlupha ngoba unomntu ndavula ifrigde ndathatha polony,masi,yoghurt,

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

@__T_touch @okuhleseptember

[T. @__T_touch]

Good Showmax movies Thread.

[Sub-Pharmacist🍏 @subpharmacist]

1. Carrots are good for the eyes.
2. Ginger is good for the lungs.
3. Avocado is good for the heart.
4. Water is good for the kidneys.
5. Cabbage is good for the liver.
6. Cucumber is good for the skin.
7. Oranges are good for the colon.
8. Eggs are good for the brain.

[Sammy Sammy @scad_official]

It's hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, they'll crawl into their peaceful abode. No stress.

[Usama Syed, MD @usamasyed]

💉 As a dermatologist, I think 95% of the truly scientific skincare tips that you should know can fit into one Tweet thread. All Instagram/YouTube/TikTok skincare education videos just repackage a few core principles with different dances/ brand names. Let me prove it... 🧵 1/

[Netflix @netflix]

Wu Assassins fans — get your first look at Fistful Of Vengeance, an action-packed adventure that brings back Kai Jin, Lu Xin Lee, Tommy Wah, & Zan Hui as the Wu Assassins team avenges the death of one of their own.

Pearl Thusi joins the standalone story, premiering February 17

[kp, BS, MS 🎓 @Ayoo_Kess]

my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.

[PAL🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸 @pal____]

Shame guys I’m such a cheapskate the way I know discount vouchers and specials for enjoyment in Cape Town is wild. I’ll make a thread for all the budget girlies, methinks

[Dabane wakwa Laxa @MelikhayaL3006]

Dating someone who understands your mental health is so important. There’s people who will make your feel terrible for things you can’t or don’t know how to control yet.

[Sibulele September @Sibu_september]

Yi war kula korsten

[Ta’Akho @akho_m]

For my Gqeberha dwellers nantsi i-plug... #PayItForward