Sidonie Robinson

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[King Juwan @KingTrillaX]

“It can only get better after this”

Next month when we see aliens falling out the sky:

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Everyone in a relationship rn 😂😩

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I hate overly fancy menus, it’s like you don’t gotta reinvent the fucking wheel here, it’s not art, it’s food, make it healthy and taste good, end of story

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I am having a very strange specific urge to get a bottle of red wine and pizza and watch the original Bring it On with Kirsten Dunst lol. Feel free to copy and do same because it’s going to be an amazing time

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

when my mum tells me she’s ordered pizza for dinner

@selenagomez

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

Look up the symptoms of a heart attack and try and tell me you haven’t had one

[sebel @rebelllsebelll]

when you accidentally type “me” instead of “my”

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

it’s never good to see your ER doctor wearing a “but first coffee” shirt

[Sidonie Robinson @Sid_Robinson]

@RobTetrault @T_arnason

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

NSFW

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

it’s 2018 and bluetooth still sucks.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.