Side Splitting Comedy

ORIGINAL CONTENT Points out differences that split the sides of our political dichotomy and laughs at it. My chromosomes are X & Y. USAF Vet

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I propose…
“The X Awards”

Banger of the Year
Best in Journalism
Best in Video
Best Grok Imagine
Best Community Notes

Any other ideas?
Boost this is you agree.

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@mitchellvii Little Marco!

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@hall_scott1969 @janninereid1 That dude needs to chill. Although, I’d be mad too if I had to switch teams to find someone that can stand me.

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His pronouns are
Xi/him

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@janninereid1 That’s a good dad

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We should change the name of “everything bagels” to “everywhere bagels”.

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PART 3:
You might be a Leftist…
(In Foxworthy format…)

If you have purple hair…

If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”…

If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist…

If you call Jews, Nazis…
(The rest @Side_Splitting1)

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@4thOfJuly365 Transformers at 6am. Twas the ONLY thing that could get me up that early on a weekend.

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@USConnect2021 @ken_kmak8542 @Peekaa @805Raiderfan @Its_Me_Jess03 @Nicomjq @autospare2456 @stormcaller_z @Healthousee @JDSantaMonica @AaradhyaVibes @RonMeyers2 @Grzegor55127426 @KRS_Pozichalur @Torn_MacAlester @DavidDcgreer717 @MarineMSgt67 @Todd4USA Give us Ballroom,
or give is death!!

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You might be a Leftist.. (6)
(in Foxworthy format)

If you wear guyliner…

If the only flowers in your neighborhood are on a shooting memorial…

If the weather is someone’s fault…

If your idea of a “scavenger hunt” is looting the local department stores…

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S T O P

What keeps Michelle Obama up at night?

Viagra.

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@james_xond You had to use your imagination to bate.

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@TAftermath2020 @Spike09191958 Finally, we can get some sleep.

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@otokyo Memento

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@MikeBales Thats some good
dizzy chicken 🐓

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@lady_valor_07 Smoke a cigarette

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@DreamDeano @HutchingsR72081 HOW did you do that?🤣

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@elonmusk The Crooked of Hormuz

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@Kica333 My hobby is not going to costco🤷‍♂️

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@PoliticalStacy They have me singing,
“MOVE bi+ch!
Get out the way!”

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@Dearme2_ What keeps Michelle Obama up at night?

Viagra

-Laugher is good medicine