Nate

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

Sometimes, I stalk myself on Twitter, just to remember how funny I am.

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

Anyone wanna go to a @mewithoutYou concert July 25th in Kalamazoo? I’ll drive!

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

Rise and grind!
https://t.co/pK0m18lqjf

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

Thank you Snail Mail for spending 2,161 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. ❤️❤️❤️#SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/klfhSYzN1k

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

fast and the furious: fast10 your seatbelts

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

@eddyburback :(

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

You can get $7 in cash (all dimes) right now BUT, you have to stop eating food for the rest of your life.

Are you taking the money? 🤔

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

*out to dinner*

gf: wanna try a bite of my meal

me: i’m good

gf: it’s really tasty

me: i bet! i’m just already kinda full

gf: do you hate me

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

@GoddammitZammit @Alldogsaredead @dusch13 I cannot figure out if Dog Police made my life better or worse, and it’s all your fault

[OpTic ZLaner @ZLaner]

Drippin In Heat Duos with @drdisrespect

ya ya ya ya ya

come come

https://t.co/LJaMWFczRV

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

@Russ_Snowww Ur my daddy

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

If your timing is right, it’ll work every time.

[mclc @__mclc]

no tweet just bear in river

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

Me in tears sweating having a full on panic attack trying to figure out if I'm a girl that says "hi" or a girl that says "bruh".

[Nate @Sideburn5445]

Someone help I can’t sleep

[Matt Ley @Thelaserbearguy]

Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Me, The Viewer, as I will be the true winner

[retroarchetype.bsky.social @RetroArchetype]

On my dying bed, connected to a suite of machines as they feed me oxygen and vital fluids.

The beeps of life support become increasingly separated by time and the wails of my family grow. It is my time.

I gesture for my family to lean in, my final words:

"F's in chat."

I die.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Democrats Republicans
🤝
doing the Grubhub™ dance
when your Grubhub™ arrives!!

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

we can get those numbers up

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

why donta you race me for tha boya