Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall

Your body’s on legacy code. I’m the upgrade. No meal prep. No bootcamps. No BS. DM “SECURE” for your system patch

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

Look, I don't like the guy either. I've always thought Mitch McConnell looked like Boss Nass, but WHEN the news drops that he died, if you celebrate his death, you're a TERRIBLE human being.

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

How fast does Bronny get cut after LeBron leaves?

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

Is it just me or did Jersey Shore make you think anyone and everyone who sound like they're from Jersey is dumb?

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

I'm glad the universe put someone with your story in my path right when I needed an important reminder.

What life does to us doesn’t defines us.

It's what we do next that defines who we are.

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

I met Mike in the gym in Cancun last month.

The 5 AM gym people are my kind of people. Especially the ones who still hit the gym at that time on vacation.

On that first morning we acknowledged one another with a gentle “I see you bro” nod.

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

Every time I've caught myself spiraling the last few weeks, I've asked myself the same question:

Am I being a little bitch right now? And what would Mike do?

So Mike, thanks for the cup of coffee that Monday morning.

Thanks for making me 45 minutes late to my workout.

[Robbie Farlow — Patch Your Body’s Firewall @SideQuestFM]

So now that Fallout has shown us that video games can make GREAT television.

Can we please get a Mass Effect show now?