Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot

Trade prediction markets smart with AI agent 👉 📍 NY

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

private markets used to be for insiders only

not anymore

now you can trade it with AI agent from Telegram – OpenAI, SpaceX, Anthropic, Stripe, Anduril + more, all resolved on Nasdaq Private Market data

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@Marko_Poly a great note, will consider this for our future features

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@Gustafssonkotte make backtests great again

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@PolymarketTrade @topdotco who could have predicted this

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@KyleDeWriter ask your agent to build this strategy 👀

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@PolymarketSport NO SUIIII ????

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@Polymarket 👀👀👀

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@PolymarketSport your agent could’ve traded this 👀

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@0xNairolf prediction markets - YES 👀

[wast3 @0xWast3]

Someone trained an AI on every winning wallet on Polymarket

it ignored the loud 6-figure whales

found the quiet ones staking $200-$400 in markets nobody watches

then built signals that only fire when a cluster piles into the same bet within minutes

17 of 17 printed full edge intraday

+$314 in 72h

the edge was never the model

it was knowing whose wallet to follow

full setup in the video ↓

[Ridark @ridark_eth]

Quiet wallets on Polymarket have been outperforming 6-figure traders for months

nobody talks about it because there's no model to sell

the edge is simple: cluster of small bets, same market, same direction, same 10-minute window

I set up an agent to follow only those clusters in MLB, NHL, and tennis

it runs without me. checks prices every 5 minutes. exits automatically

first week: 17 signals, +19.3%

the loud money is noise

[slash1s @slash1sol]

The smartest money on Polymarket isn't the loud six-figure whale.

It's the quiet wallet staking $200 on a tennis match nobody is watching.

That's the exact edge Sides just built a signal feed around and the data is almost insulting once you see it.

The loud whales underperform. The quiet wallets at the markets nobody televises -- MLB totals, NHL lines, tennis -- carry the real signal.

Hermes mapped the pattern across every winning wallet onchain.

Sides only fires a signal when a cluster of that quiet money piles into the same bet within minutes, then hands you the market in one tap.

The receipts:

- 79% hit rate.
- 17 of 17 signals printed their full edge intraday.
- Up 19.3% in 72 hours.
- Every wallet auditable onchain yourself.

Most "signals" sell you a winrate.
Sides sells you edge over the price you paid and lets you verify it before you trust it.

Check more info below ↓

[shmidt @shmidtqq]

$400k/year quant quit to tail $200 wallets on Polymarket

His desk thought he was cooked. He came back with this:

Top 100 whales: -$4.7M last quarter
Bottom 8,000 wallets under $500: +$11.2M
Same markets. Opposite side.

He pointed Hermes from Nous Research at 14,000 winning wallets. Found 312 clusters in 14 months. 6-12 quiet wallets piling into one MLB total, one NHL line, one tennis market within minutes, then dissolving before the casual money sees the odds shift.

Receipts from this week:
Norway -1.5 at 0.60, +$67
Dodgers ML at 0.61, +$64
Hijikata at 0.62, +$63

17 of 17 live calls hit full edge intraday. 79% at 60 cent entries. +19.3% in 72 hours.

He keeps repeating one line. Winrate is what grifters sell. Edge over the price you paid is what compounds.

The claim is that the loudest accounts in this niche have been the worst signal the entire time.

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@ArtyShatilov @NousResearch @Polymarket Cooking 24/7 to deliver signals and edge to our fellow traders 🫡

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

Join Sides now to get a real edge in trading prediction markets.

[arty.hl @ArtyShatilov]

while everyone's bleeding money on World Cup coinflips, I just printed +$314 in 72h just following the signals from the markets nobody's watching

here's the edge. I pointed Hermes @NousResearch at every winning wallet on @Polymarket and had it find the pattern: the loud 6-figure whales underperform the quiet wallets staking a few hundred bucks - at the overlooked markets, not the ones on TV

MLB run totals
NHL lines
Tennis

so I built signals that tail only those wallets, and only when a cluster piles into the same bet within minutes - then it hands you the market ready to trade in one tap

first 15 live this week, every one auditable:
- 79% hit at ~60¢ entries
- 17 of 17 signals (100%) printed their full edge intraday
- ROI: +19.3% in ~72h (3X in a month)

examples:
Norway −1.5 @ 0.60 → +$67
Dodgers ML @ 0.61 → +$64
Hijikata @ 0.62 → +$63

win rate is what grifters sell - this is edge over the price you paid - and you can check every wallet onchain yourself

first 100 into the Sides elite signals channel free

comment "signals" 👇

[arty.hl @ArtyShatilov]

while everyone's bleeding money on World Cup coinflips, I just printed +$314 in 72h just following the signals from the markets nobody's watching

here's the edge. I pointed Hermes @NousResearch at every winning wallet on @Polymarket and had it find the pattern: the loud 6-figure whales underperform the quiet wallets staking a few hundred bucks - at the overlooked markets, not the ones on TV

MLB run totals
NHL lines
Tennis

so I built signals that tail only those wallets, and only when a cluster piles into the same bet within minutes - then it hands you the market ready to trade in one tap

first 15 live this week, every one auditable:
- 79% hit at ~60¢ entries
- 17 of 17 signals (100%) printed their full edge intraday
- ROI: +19.3% in ~72h (3X in a month)

examples:
Norway −1.5 @ 0.60 → +$67
Dodgers ML @ 0.61 → +$64
Hijikata @ 0.62 → +$63

win rate is what grifters sell - this is edge over the price you paid - and you can check every wallet onchain yourself

first 100 into the Sides elite signals channel free

comment "signals" 👇

[arty.hl @ArtyShatilov]

+$30% on the World Cup from one prompt

Sides Agent is OpenClaw pointed at the board. It reads prices, finds the thesis, and executes for you

Its read 6 weeks out was simple:

good teams in easy groups get ignored until kickoff

So it bought three before the market woke up:

🇲🇽 Mexico Group A: 48.3¢ → 62.5¢ (+29.4%)
🇪🇨 Ecuador Group E: 16.7¢ → 21.5¢ (+28.7%)
🇸🇳 Senegal Group I: 8.8¢ → 11.5¢ (+30.7%)

$1,000 → $1,296 so far

Tell it your edge in plain English
Let it print while you enjoy the game

try it → https://t.co/athDlD27pG

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

@0xbishado You're welcome!

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

Someone just turned the Sides competition into a +92% week.

It was supposed to end tomorrow. The board had other plans.

So we're extending it: another week (til June 18, 12PM PT). Standings carry over, top spot is still anyone's.

+92% is the number to beat. Think you can? 👇

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

$1k comp is live for another week, ranked by % PnL, every trade public in the group.

Beat +92.5% and 1st is yours. $1k split top 3.

Drop a Polymarket market in the chat, trade it through the bot, climb 👇
https://t.co/PtzWDIulUa

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

Still plenty of time to join the $1k Sides competition.

Trade prediction markets directly from Telegram, climb the leaderboard and earn a bonus for doing what you'd be doing anyway.

[Sides.Trade – Polymarket AI Bot @SidesTrade]

Everyone on Polymarket thinks they're sharp. One week to back it up.

The first Sides Trading Competition is LIVE RIGHT NOW!

Trade the same Polymarket markets - through Sides, right inside Telegram. Limit orders, stop-loss, take-profit, no browser in sight.

$1,000. Highest % PnL takes it. 7 days. 1 chat. 1 public leaderboard.

How to get in:
1. Run the bot, hit Join Trading Competition
2. Drop a Polymarket link in the chat, trade it through the bot, or pile into one someone already posted
3. Standings live at /leaderboard

Qualify: $50+ volume, 3+ trades
Prizes: $500 / $300 / $200

→ https://t.co/1ySRdQxqa9