MayBe Not

Gonna make you love me and you're going to like it. As long as the bar is open!

[Taquito @Jazzzzzmina]

In case you're wondering, I taste delicious.

[NoLuckWanted @NoLuckWanted]

No wine, no peace. Know wine, know peace.

[Grace @Tenac1ousGrace]

I need one of those hugs that turn into sex

[Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus]

Twitter should have a 2 drink minimum.

[NoLuckWanted @NoLuckWanted]

Show me a woman that is happy with every part of her body and I’ll show you a unicorn.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

I can still fit in my old girlfriend from high school.

[nerdamage @nerdamage]

I've been working hard making money so I can write tweets for you.

[MayBe Not @SideWalkSun]

Everyone is looking but no one is noticing that they're all the same just dressed differently.

[MayBe Not @SideWalkSun]

Too fly to wear a helmet.

[MayBe Not @SideWalkSun]

Every hour the church bell reminds me of the time I've wasted.

[MayBe Not @SideWalkSun]

Extra points for being pointless.

[MayBe Not @SideWalkSun]

It was harder to leave than it was to enter.

[everyword @everyword]

shit

[hopeless @xoMyDiary]

just want to close my eyes and escape reality.

[Shane @shanethevein]

There's no business like mind your own business.

[Phallic Auger @Pussy_Wrecker]

Penis !