Sideways

I talk about music. A lot.

[Sideways @Sideways440]

ICYMI! I now have a VOD channel for all of my livestreams!
https://t.co/eAXSPov8JO

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[Fifty Shades of Ray @ray_seakan]

“It’s like the most flimsy fuckin chair I’ve ever met” followed by the slow creaking as it finally collapses.

[✥ @qamrlight]

i love how the camera captured the birds mid flight, the soft blur makes it feel dreamlike

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

I just realized that every player is placed exactly where their country belongs on the map of Africa.

Graphic designers will forever eat. These are levels AI will never reach.

[sam⁷ @snailsoob]

i’m ctfu 😭😭 this student still plagiarises the old-fashioned way!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The tragedy of deep sea creatures is that they tend to not develop effective eyesight, so they don't know when they look like huge fucking losers

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Like does an adult deer remember being a fawn playing in a steam with its mom??

It’s too early in the morning to be crying like this

[Sideways @Sideways440]

if Brynity doesn't win I'm burning this mf to the ground

[(deedee) Inigo Montoya Kinnie era 🇵🇷🇩🇴🔪 @deedeevertigo]

Crazy to think there was a time where there was a place for multiple different cartoons

[Sarah @NTSocialWorker]

@Sideways440 CAAAARRRRLLLLL COME BACK

[Sideways @Sideways440]

@NTSocialWorker

[Sideways @Sideways440]

watching the love island recoupling

[onion person @CantEverDie]

there’s absolutely no way you can predict what she says here

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Never crossed my mind you could technically put anything in a cotton candy machine. Excellent use of free will

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🫥 @butleriano]

that’s what happened to bad guys at the end of movies back then. they didn’t know you could turn supporting characters into streaming content yet.

[The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski]

Basal lineage of tetrapods, we still hadn’t really figured out walking

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.